1. Passed over pastrami, don’t tell Mommy, it’s really salami. Perhaps it’s corned beef? The debate rages on.
  2. Hot dog rolls with spores of mold.
  3. Three varieties mustard, none are any good. No compliments for these condiments.
  4. Chicken Cacciatore, made by Lori, you know the story, it isn’t any good.
  5. Pimento loaf is just so gross, even when it’s fresh.
  6. Days old Chinese, anyone’s guess which one has beef. Unbeknownst to me.
  7. One tin of pickled fish, who’s idea was this?
  8. Moldy olives floating in brine that wouldn’t be suited for common swine.
  9. I’m not even guessing what’s in that salad dressing.
  10. Fruit cup experiment, unintended, better steer clear, your day won’t be splendid.

 

    Jamey, November 2010